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Title: Hi, My Name is Harry and I'm an Alcoholic! (Or the story in which Harry thinks Draco is parading around in New York as Simone, the existentialist philosopher in disguise)
Genre: Dark Humour
Rating: R
Warnings: Mentions of sex, alcohol, mild exhibitionism, absurd metaphors, crude and creative profanities; manifestations of fragments, compound-complex sentences, and maybe necrophilia—so no cops hightailing me for voyeuristic exploitation of prepubescent minds, okay?
Summary: Circa 2004. Please view title.

Hi, My Name is Harry and I'm an Alcoholic

( Click if you want to change the world )

Here's the premise:
So I Xander enrolled me to this creative writing workshop for my FA Elective--it's a play adaptation class under Sir Glenn Mas. Basically, the goal of the course is to come up with a one-act play adaptation worth 30 - 35 pages.

To be honest, I haven't the faintest about plays--I've watched a couple, read a few, hell, I think I've gone as far as knowing the technicalities but I'm not well-adversed when it comes to writing them. I've written short stories for cathartic purposes but I've never tried writing for an audience--so I hope you see my dilemma. That aside, I've always written my stories under the context of a screenplay, not a stage performance.

When I presented my outline to the class, I literally heard crickets. I had this sheepish smile on my face because I knew I was a tad bit too tedious. Everyone had interesting stories--most of them satirized fairy tales (with a bit kinky quirks here and there) and so you know, I think they were expecting something funny from me (since I often suggested perverse plots and made tons of innuendoes).

So my primary concern is if it is a tedious plot, if there's a possibility I can work my way around it. I think it's a niched topic--like, it's not something you'd decide upon watching unless necessary.

Gah, I'll leave that to you guys to decide.

So please, I need all the constructive criticism you can muster--and suggestions too. XD

I've attached both the short-story and the outline for the play.


Title: Ninety-Eight Percent Complete, Titanium-Lined Android
An Adaptation of: Ovid’s Pygmalion
With slight references from: Sir Thomas More’s Utopia
By: Dominique Marie M. Tiu
I would like to dedicate this to (in no particular order): My mother, my father, my grandmother, my grandfather, my best friend, my roommates, the rest of my ancestors, my fag, my hag, the children I will most likely not have, my dog Bea, my hamster Johnabehl, my boyfriend, my girlfriend, my goat, my turkey, and my professor Glenn Mas.

( short story )

Title: Ninety-Eight Percent Complete, Titanium-Lined Android
An Adaptation of: Ovid’s Pygmalion
With slight references from: Sir Thomas More’s Utopia
By: Dominique Marie M. Tiu

( Play Outline )

I would like to thank:i_l0ve_my_az,archangel_dream, ravyn_ashling, and Reis' friend Jeremy plapla_lord.

TITLE: Welcome to Hollywood, Baby, There Ain’t Nothing Like it. (1/3)
RATING: R18
PAIRING: Troy/Ryan—their non-existent tandem on-screen blew my mind away.
SUMMARY:

WARNING: Gay Disney—if you say nay to thwarted childhood stereotypes then I suggest you close this window. Trust me, this won’t be your cup of tea.
GENRE: Light Romance/Slight(ly Unwanted) Humour CRACK!
WHY NOT CHAD/RYAN? Simply because I don’t thrive on sadism—it’s like, two rocks drooling on each other. So okay, maybe a little bit of Chad and Ryan because they’re just too cute to ignore.


( Click me baby, I know you want to. )

Based on my new fanfic (Rock Hard Vice (or Twelve Days ‘til Boxing Day or In which Harry Denies He’s Gay Eleven Times)), the talented ravyn_ashling a.k.a Teh Bomb gave me this gift art! And I thought I'd pimp it out!

(although there's not much use since she and I share the same friends XD)



LOFFJOOOO ravyn_ashling, I shall shower you with a gift fic once my hell week ends.

Title: Rock Hard Vice (or Twelve Days ‘til Boxing Day or In which Harry Denies He’s Gay Eleven Times)
To: Cait or crumbfreebread
From: Domz or dadomz
Rating: NC17
Warning: Sex, Alcohol, Mild Exhibitionism, Absurd Metaphors, Crude (and not artistic) sex descriptions and lotsa’ swearing—not a very good combination, I reckon.
Genre: (An attempt, rather, at) Slight Humour/Utter Cra(p)ck
Summary: Just how many times can you read the word sex?
Note: This is my first try at porn and humour—surprisingly, I’ve managed to come up with more or less twelve sex scenarios (most of which being connotative). I am not held liable for brain cell deterioration.
Tenchu: My respective beta-readers and guinea pigs, you’re all loffly.
++: This was posted on time however, I'm not quite sure as to why it only appeared now. Either ways, posting access is granted and I thought--Hey, I worked for this fic, so why not post it? It's horrendous, I know, but give me a break, I'm on my temporary leave from the fandom (just couldn't resist).

( Rock Hard Vice )

Title: 20 Episodes within the Nest of Falcons
Author: dadomz or Domz
Pairings: H+D
Rating: PG13
Genre: General/Romance
Disclaimer: You know the drill. + Credit for Stock Image
Summary: Post-war era: Boka Kotorska, Montenegro. Impulsion leads to coincidence.
Note: Thanks to i_l0ve_my_az, my designated beta reader for this ficlet and yukitsu for reading it beforehand. Might not catch the interest of a lot but I write to feed my soul.



( 20 Episodes within the Nest of Falcons. )

: : 16 Stages of Brian Mix : :

Character Persona: Brian-centric.
Pairings: Brian/Justin
Interpretation: I've been meaning to do this for a long time--most especially after the last scene of the last episode of season 5. Anyhow, it has evoked conflicting emotions and I've decided to psycho-analyse Brian--I know, no life right? Anyway, I believe that there are around more than a hundred emotions he's gone through however, I've segregated them into 16--it's an outtake of how he felt when he met Justin, had to put up with Justin, being with Justin, and being left by Justin--or you get my point.
Added Note: Interpretations are interpretations, do not take the song literally as I am not reinforcing the idea that my songs are perfectly suited for the idea of your Brian.




( 16 Stages of Brian )

: : Flagellation Mix : :

Character Persona: Draco-centric.
Pairings: Highlighted with preslash Harry + Draco connotations.
Interpretation: This is my own interpretation of Draco's emotions in HBP and in the post-HBP era--towards his life, what the future has in store for him, the whirlwind of emotions, what he could have, what he couldn't have and... Harry.
Added Note: These songs do not wholly coincide with my interpretations, I'm not reinforcing anything so I hope neither of you chastise me for the lack of mainstream music moreover, the seemingly non-existent connection to the song and to Draco. I also hope that there would be little to no repeats on my song choices.



( Flagellation )

Lo' and behold, the Damien/Az sound track--with explanations from dadomz and i_l0ve_my_az.


( Atlas Shrugs )

Still a part of the: First Class Ticket To Nowhere (Title Patent: theladychia) saga.



Author: dadomz and i_l0ve_my_az

Notes: First time collaboration.



( Anachronism )

Still a part of the: First Class Ticket To Nowhere (Title Patent: theladychia) saga.



Notes: Thanks to i_l0ve_my_az for beta-reading my work. For this story, I wanted to focus more on Zeke and Cy but seeing as they're not exactly my forte, I decided to craft a story that would best suit my interests.



( To Right a Wrong )

Still a part of the: First Class Ticket To Nowhere saga



Thanks to yukitsu for doing the beta-reading my first draft so sorry, I kinda' trashed the first draft.

I would like to thank i_l0ve_my_az for beta-reading my work--I loff you studddieeeee!!! <3333333

Thanks to both ravyn_ashling and clarz_yen for bopping my head and chastising me just cause it wasn't of usual quality (Like Quality? What effing Quality?).

Oh, the title FIRST CLASS TICKET TO NOWHERE was conjured up by the anal lovely theladychia

( Novocain In My System )

Thanks to my one and only: ravyn_ashling and to clarz_yen for the ECONOMIZING segment, she was my inspiration.

An arc based from the "First Class Ticket To Nowhere" saga:




This is a part of the: "Smile Like You Mean It: The Damien and Dr. Alex Chisholm Courtship" arc.



( 001. The man bench-pressed a total of one hunred and fifty pounds )

( 002. Fountain of Youth--Better than BOTOX )

( 003. Third rock from the sun. )

( 004.You can liken him to Picasso. )

( 005. Company Outing: 12/19/31 )

QaF Icons AGAIN.

Teasers:


( Just because I got bored. )

Title: Morning Showers
Challenge: Rain
Disclaimer: The thoughts are mine; the characters aren’t.
Notes: This is my pathetic attempt in sating my desire to write fluff; based loosely on Maroon 5's "Sunday Morning"--on second thought, not really. I was just singing it while writing. O_o
Additional: Italics and Bolds for effect.

And he stood there, looking absolutely ethereal—bathed in soft hints of sunbeams, skin sinewy and glistening, eyes closed in elation, and lips slightly parted.