TITLE: Welcome to Hollywood, Baby, There Ain’t Nothing Like it. (1/3)
RATING: R18
PAIRING: Troy/Ryan—their non-existent tandem on-screen blew my mind away.
SUMMARY:

WARNING: Gay Disney—if you say nay to thwarted childhood stereotypes then I suggest you close this window. Trust me, this won’t be your cup of tea.
GENRE: Light Romance/Slight(ly Unwanted) Humour CRACK!
WHY NOT CHAD/RYAN? Simply because I don’t thrive on sadism—it’s like, two rocks drooling on each other. So okay, maybe a little bit of Chad and Ryan because they’re just too cute to ignore.


( Click me baby, I know you want to. )